Hi, I’m Ted.
I could tell you a cutesy story from my childhood that shows how creative I am, but I suppressed them all.
I’m an LA-based Copywriter specializing in viral content for TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram. I spent four years as a Digital Media Copywriter for a YouTube and TikTok personality with over 35 million subscribers. Highlights include writing a TikTok with 185 million views, a Branded TikTok for Gel Blaster with 45 million views, and a bunch of IG Reels and YouTube videos with half a billion total views.
Before that, I was a working Hollywood screenwriter and wrote the 2017 Lionsgate release WHERE’S THE MONEY. Before that, I wrote a web series that got millions of views on Funny or Die. Before that, I majored in American Studies at Cornell and wrote many many papers on The New Deal.
I’m currently rounding out my print portfolio at The Book Shop School For Ads.
I’m originally from Portland. Which means I’m part hipster. I have a vinyl collection and make my own pickles. They’re good but not as good as store-bought. Fucking Claussen.
If you’ve made it this far, you're a dear friend who is giving me notes on my website. Thank you. I will pare this down, I know it’s not funny. Thoughts on center-justified? It defaulted to that and I kinda like it.
If you’ve made it here, you’re thinking about hiring me. Email me.
I could tell you a cutesy story from my childhood that shows how creative I am, but I suppressed them all.
I’m an LA-based Copywriter specializing in viral content for TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram. I spent four years as a Digital Media Copywriter for a YouTube and TikTok personality with over 35 million subscribers. Highlights include writing a TikTok with 185 million views, a Branded TikTok for Gel Blaster with 45 million views, and a bunch of IG Reels and YouTube videos with half a billion total views.
Before that, I was a working Hollywood screenwriter and wrote the 2017 Lionsgate release WHERE’S THE MONEY. Before that, I wrote a web series that got millions of views on Funny or Die. Before that, I majored in American Studies at Cornell and wrote many many papers on The New Deal.
I’m currently rounding out my print portfolio at The Book Shop School For Ads.
I’m originally from Portland. Which means I’m part hipster. I have a vinyl collection and make my own pickles. They’re good but not as good as store-bought. Fucking Claussen.
If you’ve made it this far, you're a dear friend who is giving me notes on my website. Thank you. I will pare this down, I know it’s not funny. Thoughts on center-justified? It defaulted to that and I kinda like it.
If you’ve made it here, you’re thinking about hiring me. Email me.
